Fishing or Blow Job

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Monty417, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. It's Sunday and this guy tells his wife. "We're going fishing, just you me and the dog. She moans. " Don't want to go fishing. I hate fishing. " He says. " You've got fifteen minutes to make your mind up, fishing or a blow job. " Fifteen minutes later, he's back. " Whats it gonna be ? " Reluctantly she gets down on her knees and starts the job. " Leaping up, she says. " Urghh!! your dick tastes like shit.." He says. " Yeah, the dog didn't want to go fishing either. "