Fishing in "The Sun"

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by supermatelot, Apr 10, 2007.

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  2. 'Role Model'..... I guess that would be a 'jam roll' model!
  3. HA HA HA.............I take it Axel_Von_Clu... age 103, is an ARRSER. What a p*ss take!
  4. No wonder the new carriers on order are late they can't decide how big to make then to accomodate all the moose's that will be on board.

    What happened to minimum fitness levels/
  5. I'm surprised she wasn't ginger I thought it was some martime law for all women in the RN to be ginger.
  6. The collars matching cuffs rule is no longer applicable!
  7. I'd be up her like a rat up a drain pipe, on fire and choking on warfarin.
  8. Come on the poster is 103 years old...He's probaly gagging for any woman. :S
  9. woman yes, her no!

    But lets face it. once the stella vision kicked in we'd all be on that like a flash.
  10. No, no, no! I have been known to be lacking in the scruples department during my depraved sexual life but that would require enough Stella to put me in a coma.....even if we were neighbours on a two house estate on a desert island.

  11. Got to be an ARRSER then!!!!!!
  12. Damn, too much beer.

    I thought this was Fisting in the Sun.

    Imagine my disappointment ...
  13. Me too.

    I'm proving foam just thinking about it :D
  14. Well he has all your attributes seb....