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Fish of Allah

Be afrid.....very afraid....

Utter nutter ....complete fruit loop alert.....alert.....alert....alert.......

(makes noises like R2D2 and falls over)
FFS, theres probably a fish somewhere that has the Cyrillic script for "arse-biscuits" as a scale pattern, it doesnt mean that Father Jack is omnipotent though.
As a footnote to my previous post, look out for goldfish with this emblazoned on their sides.

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This was reported in Practical Fishkeeping mag a few months ago. The fish were on sale at a tenner each & the seller was quick to pile on a £750 aquarium to ensure thier wellbeing. The bloke duly paid that for what are a messy & pain in the arse fish to keep. The trouble is they may show the signs of allah now, but in a few months thier markings will change. I for one would piss myself it it changed to Richard the lionheart or something like that !!!!!

Regards LT.

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