You are not much use to me alive are you? With you Balsamic bleedin vinegar and torn ******* leaves drizzled with this that and the ******* other. But I do love to be proved wrong. So snap to and get good. I require a recipe I cannot find on Google which, to be perfectly honest, is a lot less hassle than talking to you lot. Heres the deal. Last night Our Hero buzzed out to get fish and chips for everyone. To an excellent chip shop. So, today we have four half haddocks in quality batter. And a load of good chips. I must be able to make fishcakes. We have capers, gerkins, salt, pepper, tomato sauce and a stove. Over to you. Fly my little monkeys.