First xmas joke!!!

#4
well if it was the met shooting santa it's been posted (and I have put it in the gallery)
 
#7
Here you go hope you all like it!! Should be a good one to send to the mother-in-law

Money's Short and time's are hard so here's your f**ing christmas card
Twas the night before christmas and all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse,
Mom at the whorehouse, and dad smoking grass,
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass,
When on the lawn, I heard such a clatter,
So I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter,
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
And I knew in a moment the fu**er had fell.
He filled all our stockings with presents and beer and
a big rubber dick for my brother the queer,
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
the son-of-a-bitch he blew it apart,
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!!
 
#8
timebandit said:
Here you go hope you all like it!! Should be a good one to send to the mother-in-law

Money's Short and time's are hard so here's your f**ing christmas card
Twas the night before christmas and all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse,
Mom at the whorehouse, and dad smoking grass,
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass,
When on the lawn, I heard such a clatter,
So I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter,
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
And I knew in a moment the fu**er had fell.
He filled all our stockings with presents and beer and
a big rubber dick for my brother the queer,
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
the son-of-a-bitch he blew it apart,
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
urine on you all and have a hell of a night!!
That's lame!
 
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