First time

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Mitchthebar, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents/ Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to buy some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about sex and condoms. He then asks him if he would like a 3pack, 10pack or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks it will be a rather busy night, it being his first time and all.

    That night the boy goes to his girlfriends house and is taken to the dinner table where her parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes and the boy is still in deep prayer with his head down.. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and says "I had no idea you were this religious."

    The boy turns, whispers back "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
  2. heard it so many times and still makes me piss my sides laughing