first time in prison

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by mrrandom, Apr 29, 2011.

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  1. little Johnny steals one to many cars and get sent to belmarsh for 6 weeks

    his first day he goes into the showers only to be greated by the biggest bloke you've ever seen, looks down at Johnnys weak chav body

    "7 feet tall,330 pounds,19"cock, turner brown"

    Next thing Johnny knows he's laying on the floor coming round

    Johnny "what was that last thing you said"

    Turner "7 feet tall,330 pounds,19"cock, turner brown"

    Johnny"Thank fuck for that I thought you said turn around"
  2. Is it a poo joke? you will have to explain, or did he turn around and knock himself out on a big willy, which wouldnt happen and isnt funny?