First the dog now the hamster.

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  1. BBC News - Man jailed for killing hamster in microwave

    Man jailed for killing hamster in microwave

    A man who killed his hamster by cooking it in a microwave has been jailed for nine weeks.

    Anthony Parker, 29, of Holyrood Way, Hartlepool, admitted causing unnecessary suffering to a Syrian hamster in February.

    He was also banned from keeping animals for five years by Hartlepool magistrates.

    The court heard Parker put the animal, called Suzie, in the microwave after a drunken row with his girlfriend.

    Neil Taylor, prosecuting, said the animal had been killed in a cruel way.

    He said: "It was clear the hamster died in agony."

  2. But did it taste good with ketchup
  3. what a mong he didn't even get it to explode or nothing. probably looked like a jacket potato when it was done.... but joking aside, same as the dog. guy is clearly either a psycho mong and should be culled or his girlfriend said something that got him pretty upset. still no need for that.
  4. Popty-ping!!
  5. Bet she takes it up the ricker next time.
  6. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    hamster and a roll of sellotape any one ??
  7. Is he about to join the Army?
  8. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Maybe the hamster got wet and he was merely attempting to dry the little bugger off?
  9. That's unbelievably cruel. Under no circumstances should a hamster ever be called Suzie.

    Banned from keeping an animal for 5 years? Bet that's learned him.
  10. So, he's banned from owning any animals for five years. What does he do with the other animals he (hypothetcally) has?
  11. i have a disturbing mental image of PG thrapping himself into a frenzy reading that news report!!
  12. That is truly outrageous.

    Everyone knows hamsters benefit from being gently fried in butter with shallots and oyster mushrooms.
  13. Armageddon
  14. Why wasn't the Hamster up his arse?