First sign of madness

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I make no apologies...I read these in a joke book in WH Smiths...
What's the first sign of madness?................Suggs walking up your driveway.

What do ginger people miss most about parties?............The invitations.

What is 30' long, has 10 teeth and smells of p1ss?...........The front row of a Daniel O'Donnell concert.

Where do chavs go to lose weight?.........Abortion clinic.

What has 3 breasts and can't sing?.................The Minogues
 

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