First Sergeant Offers some Pearls of Wisdom

Wouldn't that just qualify as charity work??

I mean honestly 90 percent of the forum is to old to really do anything anyways!
Ageist! No telling how many ARRSERs you have triggered with that bigoted remark.
 
and a 'lumpy jumper' Jersey HW even made Mrs Devex's "assets" look impressive (they are perfectly formed but not particularly big (two rugrats worth of enlargement has improved things considerably) and, no, there are no photos. Or at least there are no photos that are going to be shown to you bunch of perverts)
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Perverts? Us? ;)
 

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Wouldn't that just qualify as charity work??

I mean honestly 90 percent of the forum is to old to really do anything anyways!


Oi! Behave yourself! With three weeks notice I can bang like a shithouse door!
 
and a 'lumpy jumper' Jersey HW even made Mrs Devex's "assets" look impressive (they are perfectly formed but not particularly big (two rugrats worth of enlargement has improved things considerably) and, no, there are no photos. Or at least there are no photos that are going to be shown to you bunch of perverts)

Miserable bars tard.
 
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Okay. I didn't mean to pry. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more. I'll be the gentleman that I am, and not ask for any photo's or it never happened. Have a guid yin nights sleep.

Oh I have three possible outcomes.

She feels very un lady like, and I give her the best 38 seconds of her day.

I crash and burn on take off and look like a bad Thunderbird sideshow and go play Xbox...

I fall asleep , because by 2100 hours I start to shut down and wake up in a pile of drool with the small dog snuggled up to me.
 
You know those tablets are available nowadays,...............so a friend told me.
Generic maybe, but now one can get such "help" from a sympathetic VA doctor now. Or so my friend told me. (Taps nose knowledgeably)

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Had a 1SG @ fort Hood who once expounded about a new 2lt

''That Lieutenants so unlucky if it was raining pussy he'd get hit in the head with a cock....''
 
Oh I have three possible outcomes.

She feels very un lady like, and I give her the best 38 seconds of her day.

I crash and burn on take off and look like a bad Thunderbird sideshow and go play Xbox...

I fall asleep , because by 2100 hours I start to shut down and wake up in a pile of drool with the small dog snuggled up to me.

Rumour has it that you missed out the decimal point. Should read 3.8 seconds, and that's on a very good day.

See above.

Are you sure you're 30 years younger than me? Has Liz sent you more than one telegram? (Or whateffer the modern equivalent is.)
 
I always think that bullshit uniform issues tell you a lot more about the insecurities and inadequacies of the NCO than they do about the soldier who is incorrectly dressed. Anyone trying to control what their juniors wear off duty needs help to solve their problems. The only justification I can see to even raise the issue of bra wearing is the risk of nipple rub during vigourous exercise, anything else just puts you in the same basket as the Burka enforcement brigade.
 

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and a 'lumpy jumper' Jersey HW even made Mrs Devex's "assets" look impressive (they are perfectly formed but not particularly big (two rugrats worth of enlargement has improved things considerably) and, no, there are no photos. Or at least there are no photos that are going to be shown to you bunch of perverts)

Want some? :twisted:
 

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