I think the term is 'non erectile ejaculation' jarrod. Men hung on the gallows got it for some reason, as did I when I accidently 'fell' onto a rubber fist complete with hairy knuckles and tattoos whilst browsing a porn shop in Arnhem.
You bunch of bastids, I nearly peed my pants from laughing just then.
I'm reminded of the story of the teenager who was laying in bed one saturday morning, gets up to put his headphones on, and climbed back into bed. So he's listening to music, eyes closed, and decides to have a w@nk. Tugs away for ten minutes, then opens his eyes to reach for the box of tissues. There on the bedside table next to him is a steaming cup of tea that his gran brought up for him.