first ever wnak

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  1. zetlander

    zetlander Swinger

    where and when?
    how did you learn to wnak?
  2. Mate, I may have the dick of a bull elephant, but not the memory to match!
  3. Silent_Scope

    Silent_Scope Old-Salt

    Same as the above.

    Why the interest?
  4. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    I found out by scratching. I hope this helps.
  5. SaturN

    SaturN Old-Salt

    I was 10... there was this man... he came in to my room late one night, and the rest is just a blur....
  6. By watching my grandfather. When he got older and the Parkinson's really kicked in I let him do it to me.
  7. About 25 years ago around your mums house. She taught me well.
  8. I think the term is 'non erectile ejaculation' jarrod. Men hung on the gallows got it for some reason, as did I when I accidently 'fell' onto a rubber fist complete with hairy knuckles and tattoos whilst browsing a porn shop in Arnhem.
  9. looney

    looney LE

    Whilst wearing my Mums underwear.
  10. grippar

    grippar Old-Salt

    Hope you manage to crack one off before your 13th post
  11. gladimout

    gladimout Old-Salt

    wasn't reaaly a wnak, i think i was 10 or 11, i was in the bath with my 8 yr old sister and she gave me a gobble. to our suprise she got a gob full of goo.

    happy days
  12. thrombo

    thrombo Old-Salt

    mine was when i was 12, with my mother watching proudly.
  13. kurt_ruby

    kurt_ruby Old-Salt

    12. over a hardcore pornography video - Buttwoman 2 .............. Good times. :twisted:
  14. Samurai

    Samurai Old-Salt

    In Crete, Greece, whilst on holiday with my parents and their friends.

    The bathtub had an awesome showerhead, and it was kinda accidental. Accidental, but excellant.

    To this day my subconscious causes me to get suddenly, wildly frisky when I'm in hotel rooms. Hot weather helps, too.
  15. Slightly_Nasty

    Slightly_Nasty War Hero

    You bunch of bastids, I nearly peed my pants from laughing just then.

    I'm reminded of the story of the teenager who was laying in bed one saturday morning, gets up to put his headphones on, and climbed back into bed. So he's listening to music, eyes closed, and decides to have a w@nk. Tugs away for ten minutes, then opens his eyes to reach for the box of tissues. There on the bedside table next to him is a steaming cup of tea that his gran brought up for him.