first ever wnak

#2
Mate, I may have the dick of a bull elephant, but not the memory to match!
 
#8
jarrod248 said:
I was watching Robin cousins Ice-Skating and couldn't resist the curvy lines of his buttocks and suddenly found I'd had a spontaneous orgasm so it wasn't really even a wnak.
I think the term is 'non erectile ejaculation' jarrod. Men hung on the gallows got it for some reason, as did I when I accidently 'fell' onto a rubber fist complete with hairy knuckles and tattoos whilst browsing a porn shop in Arnhem.
 
#10
Hope you manage to crack one off before your 13th post
 
#11
wasn't reaaly a wnak, i think i was 10 or 11, i was in the bath with my 8 yr old sister and she gave me a gobble. to our suprise she got a gob full of goo.

happy days
 
#13
12. over a hardcore pornography video - Buttwoman 2 .............. Good times. :twisted:
 
#14
In Crete, Greece, whilst on holiday with my parents and their friends.

The bathtub had an awesome showerhead, and it was kinda accidental. Accidental, but excellant.

To this day my subconscious causes me to get suddenly, wildly frisky when I'm in hotel rooms. Hot weather helps, too.
 
#15
You bunch of bastids, I nearly peed my pants from laughing just then.

I'm reminded of the story of the teenager who was laying in bed one saturday morning, gets up to put his headphones on, and climbed back into bed. So he's listening to music, eyes closed, and decides to have a w@nk. Tugs away for ten minutes, then opens his eyes to reach for the box of tissues. There on the bedside table next to him is a steaming cup of tea that his gran brought up for him.
 
#17
jarrod248 said:
I was watching Robin cousins Ice-Skating and couldn't resist the curvy lines of his buttocks and suddenly found I'd had a spontaneous orgasm so it wasn't really even a wnak.
Class!

It'd be funny even if it wasn't true!
 
#19
gladimout said:
wasn't reaaly a wnak, i think i was 10 or 11, i was in the bath with my 8 yr old sister and she gave me a gobble. to our suprise she got a gob full of goo.

happy days
I knew your sister, she did the same to me when she was 9, shame I was a lance jack on leave at the time but a gobble's a gobble! :D

PS Does your dick still taste like your daddy's arrse like she told me it did? :wink:
 
#20
jarrod248 said:
EX_STAB said:
jarrod248 said:
I was watching Robin cousins Ice-Skating and couldn't resist the curvy lines of his buttocks and suddenly found I'd had a spontaneous orgasm so it wasn't really even a wnak.
Class!

It'd be funny even if it wasn't true!
You obviously saw him in action :D
Also true - but don't get your hopes up! :D
 

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