Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by zetlander, Feb 24, 2008.
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where and when?
how did you learn to wnak?
Mate, I may have the dick of a bull elephant, but not the memory to match!
Same as the above.
Why the interest?
I found out by scratching. I hope this helps.
I was 10... there was this man... he came in to my room late one night, and the rest is just a blur....
By watching my grandfather. When he got older and the Parkinson's really kicked in I let him do it to me.
About 25 years ago around your mums house. She taught me well.
I think the term is 'non erectile ejaculation' jarrod. Men hung on the gallows got it for some reason, as did I when I accidently 'fell' onto a rubber fist complete with hairy knuckles and tattoos whilst browsing a porn shop in Arnhem.
Whilst wearing my Mums underwear.
Hope you manage to crack one off before your 13th post
wasn't reaaly a wnak, i think i was 10 or 11, i was in the bath with my 8 yr old sister and she gave me a gobble. to our suprise she got a gob full of goo.
mine was when i was 12, with my mother watching proudly.
12. over a hardcore pornography video - Buttwoman 2 .............. Good times.
In Crete, Greece, whilst on holiday with my parents and their friends.
The bathtub had an awesome showerhead, and it was kinda accidental. Accidental, but excellant.
To this day my subconscious causes me to get suddenly, wildly frisky when I'm in hotel rooms. Hot weather helps, too.
You bunch of bastids, I nearly peed my pants from laughing just then.
I'm reminded of the story of the teenager who was laying in bed one saturday morning, gets up to put his headphones on, and climbed back into bed. So he's listening to music, eyes closed, and decides to have a w@nk. Tugs away for ten minutes, then opens his eyes to reach for the box of tissues. There on the bedside table next to him is a steaming cup of tea that his gran brought up for him.
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