First day of school in England

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  1. Registry on the first day back at school in Birmingham , ENGLAND .

    The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:-

    "Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here"
    "Ach me d El Kabul?" "Here"
    "Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here"
    "Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here"
    "Moham me d Bin Kadir?" "Here"
    "Ali Son al En” - silence in the classroom .
    "Ali Son al En" - continued silence as everyone looked around the room .

    The teacher repeated the call.

    A girl stood up and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that's me . It's pronounced Alison Allen.
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