First Christmas card of the year received

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fang_Farrier, Nov 27, 2012.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Fecking first card of year received. Is it too early to say bah fecking humbug!
  2. "bah fecking humbug" thats how i talk after going to visit you lot
  3. Crikey, it's not even St Andrew's day yet!
  4. I got my first one 2 weeks ago. The excuse was that they didn't want to miss the last post from Oz.
    How did they expect it to come? By fecking cutter, or steam ship?
    • Like Like x 6
  5. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Kilt's all prepared for a few drams and a dance!
  6. Had to send first one's today - they have to get to the far side of Canada mind, and up a bit, so I do have an excuse!
  7. It didn't have a poem in it, did it?
  8. first one a couple of weeks ago from someone I did a job for
    • Like Like x 1
  9. I've already seen a house on my way home that looks a bit like this

    Tossers usually leave the things up until the end of January at least, and the tree in their garden has lights on all year round, christmas cunts.
    • Like Like x 1
  10. Are you sending it on the Titanic?
    • Like Like x 2
  11. You love it really, go on, admit it.
  12. Only around midway through December, any time before that gets a pronounced "Humbug"!

  13. resized_4bOKQ2.jpg
  14. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    No idea, half slid it out of envelope, realised what it was and put it back in