Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fang_Farrier, Nov 27, 2012.
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Fecking first card of year received. Is it too early to say bah fecking humbug!
"bah fecking humbug" thats how i talk after going to visit you lot
Crikey, it's not even St Andrew's day yet!
I got my first one 2 weeks ago. The excuse was that they didn't want to miss the last post from Oz.
How did they expect it to come? By fecking cutter, or steam ship?
It's not Christmas till the guy in a red suit empties his sack
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Kilt's all prepared for a few drams and a dance!
Had to send first one's today - they have to get to the far side of Canada mind, and up a bit, so I do have an excuse!
It didn't have a poem in it, did it?
first one a couple of weeks ago from someone I did a job for
I've already seen a house on my way home that looks a bit like this
Tossers usually leave the things up until the end of January at least, and the tree in their garden has lights on all year round, christmas cunts.
Are you sending it on the Titanic?
You love it really, go on, admit it.
Only around midway through December, any time before that gets a pronounced "Humbug"!
No idea, half slid it out of envelope, realised what it was and put it back in
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