First Car or First Girlfriend

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  1. So which went best (probably get wrong for demeaning cars). And why?
     
  2. First girlfriend - like a belt fed mortar!
     
  3. First car. Much better ride than the first lass
     
  4. It was a battered old heap with a sagging chassis and p!ss poor ride quality.

    My first car was far better. :D
     
  5. Getting some of the good stuff off first girlfriend in the first car :1:



    Good drills?
     
  6. Got to be first car, at least I had half a clue what I was doing with it.
     
  7. First car
     

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  8. Even when I was a kid, the best cars for a bit of slap and tickle were the family cars.

    Forget anything with a gear stick in the centre of the floor - get the bench seat job with a column change.

    Hello darling !
     
  9. My first girlfriend
     

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  10. First car: beige Cortina. Got it to 120 on the motorway. Superb.

    First girl ginger munter.
     
  11. First car cost too much for what it was-a heap of shit.
    First girlfriend cost too much for what she was-a heap of shit.
     
  12. First GF she got me from a to b from ooh to aah and all for 2 cans of white lightning. My first car could barely go in a straight line
     
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  14. I paid more for my 1st girlfriend than I did for my car but the car lasted a lot longer.
     
  15. I lost my virginity in both.