First Car or First Girlfriend

First Car or First Girlfriend

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#2
First girlfriend - like a belt fed mortar!
 
#3
First car. Much better ride than the first lass
 
#4
It was a battered old heap with a sagging chassis and p!ss poor ride quality.

My first car was far better. :D
 
#8
Even when I was a kid, the best cars for a bit of slap and tickle were the family cars.

Forget anything with a gear stick in the centre of the floor - get the bench seat job with a column change.

Hello darling !
 
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First car: beige Cortina. Got it to 120 on the motorway. Superb.

First girl ginger munter.
 
#12
First GF she got me from a to b from ooh to aah and all for 2 cans of white lightning. My first car could barely go in a straight line
 
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I paid more for my 1st girlfriend than I did for my car but the car lasted a lot longer.
 
#15
I lost my virginity in both.
 
#18
First girlfriend, at least her main bearing didn't go in the "second overtaking" lane of the M5 on a bank holiday...
 

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JoseyWales said:
Even when I was a kid, the best cars for a bit of slap and tickle were the family cars.

Forget anything with a gear stick in the centre of the floor - get the bench seat job with a column change.

Hello darling !
I agree totally. I had a Vauxhall Wyvern. Long bench seat, handbrake by drivers door, and column change. Loads of room,. Downside was that footprints did stand out on the rooflining.
 

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