Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by brucewillis, Apr 17, 2008.
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So which went best (probably get wrong for demeaning cars). And why?
First girlfriend - like a belt fed mortar!
First car. Much better ride than the first lass
It was a battered old heap with a sagging chassis and p!ss poor ride quality.
My first car was far better.
Getting some of the good stuff off first girlfriend in the first car
Got to be first car, at least I had half a clue what I was doing with it.
Even when I was a kid, the best cars for a bit of slap and tickle were the family cars.
Forget anything with a gear stick in the centre of the floor - get the bench seat job with a column change.
Hello darling !
My first girlfriend
First car: beige Cortina. Got it to 120 on the motorway. Superb.
First girl ginger munter.
First car cost too much for what it was-a heap of shit.
First girlfriend cost too much for what she was-a heap of shit.
First GF she got me from a to b from ooh to aah and all for 2 cans of white lightning. My first car could barely go in a straight line
I paid more for my 1st girlfriend than I did for my car but the car lasted a lot longer.
I lost my virginity in both.
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