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Fireworks....

#7
Santa_Sunday said:
Going off already...

I'm off to baseball bat them all..........
Do you live where I live then? They've just started here too............ GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Don't they know fireworks are for November 5th?? :roll:
 
#8
Bobmeister is in my location. My own fault on the pyro front. I used to take him out to Arsbeck and he used to kick off at the firing point as soon as the first round went down the range (0900 of course) His lipstick is out and he's slavering like I was at the amputees thread
 
#10
Wait until I unleash the schermuly's I've stockpiled. Fcuking chav neighbours with their poxy catherine wheels, get a few thousand candlepower illuminating your bedrooms at 0300. Cnuts.
 
#11
Schhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#12
Fireworks going off here.

1720hrs two young brothers rang the bell next door, in terror, escaping assailants. bottles were thrown through the bay windows. Police in attendance.

Cheltenham for Christ's sake.
 
#13
Door_Bundle_Mk2 said:
Wait until I unleash the schermuly's I've stockpiled. Fcuking chav neighbours with their poxy catherine wheels, get a few thousand candlepower illuminating your bedrooms at 0300. Cnuts.

3 or 4 BNS tied to the tail of their dog should help
 
#14
We had fireworks going off at 5pm, I took a stroll to confront the expected chavalance but found two middle aged men celebrating Tim Cahills last injury time winner for Everton.
 
#15
BigT said:
We had fireworks going off at 5pm, I took a stroll to confront the expected chavalance but found two middle aged men celebrating Tim Cahills last injury time winner for Everton.
I like those men - and I don't even know them..
They WILL NOT be getting my baseball bat
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#16
Santa_Sunday said:
Going off already...

I'm off to baseball bat them all..........

Don't waste your energy. Go upstairs and fire at them with your own. Mind the curtains like.
 
#17
they are bastards, im in nigeria, each time one goes of im into IA mode and half way through the dash,down,crawl.
Things are edgy enough without fireworks
 

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