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Fireman Paddy

Paddy arrives at a block of flats that are on fire. On the second floor, he spots some survivors and shouts out:-

"Throw yourself down and I'll catch you!'

A woman jumps down, Paddy catches her.
A bloke jumps down, Paddy also catches him.
Then, a black bloke jumps down and hits the pavement where upon Paddy shouts to the rest of the survivors.

"OI! Don't throw the burnt ones down!"

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