Fireman Paddy

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Ritch, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Paddy arrives at a block of flats that are on fire. On the second floor, he spots some survivors and shouts out:-

    "Throw yourself down and I'll catch you!'

    A woman jumps down, Paddy catches her.
    A bloke jumps down, Paddy also catches him.
    Then, a black bloke jumps down and hits the pavement where upon Paddy shouts to the rest of the survivors.

    "OI! Don't throw the burnt ones down!"