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Fire up the bus....

#5
If she makes it out she'll be on her own, in a foreign country with a fake history that she'll have to remember, a deadly secret that she cannot reveal and absolutely no contact with any former friends (if she still has any). She's hardly the sharpest tool in the box, how long do you think she'll last before she crawls into a bottle and spills the beans, probably in a much more conservative country with wider access to firearms. She's going to die a miserable death as a whored out drug addicted piss head, I can't wait.
 
#6
CQMS said:
If she makes it out she'll be on her own, in a foreign country with a fake history that she'll have to remember, a deadly secret that she cannot reveal and absolutely no contact with any former friends (if she still has any). She's hardly the sharpest tool in the box, how long do you think she'll last before she crawls into a bottle and spills the beans, probably in a much more conservative country with wider access to firearms. She's going to die a miserable death as a whored out drug addicted piss head, I can't wait.

Give her some methampetamine and speed her on her way.
 
#7
BiscuitsAB said:
Give her some methampetamine and speed her on her way.
if we're having a whip round put me down for a tenner ... feck, make it twenty.

then again given the govts ability to keep secrets ... we should know her address, phone number and favourite kebab shop 5 mins after she gets out. Your govt working for you (for once!)
 
#10
The media outrage about her being out in three is utter bollox.

An IPP, which she is serving means that, under MAPPA rules, a number of agencies must agree to her release and, following the slating the system got BECAUSE of her offence, I doubt they'll be in a lenient mood. Bearing in mind she is an automatic MAPPA 3, the Police, probation, social services, origional trial judge and an independant panel have to OK it. I'd imagine that at least half of them read the Daily Hate!

Its not unusual for guys doing an IPP to be still in and waiting for some form of decsion, two, three times past their PED (parole eligability date) - I believe the longest is a guy on an eighteen monther still in after seven years as probation feel his offending behaviour has not been addressed. Believe you me guys. That five will be a fucking LONG five. Probably more like fifteen as NO agency will want to be assoicated with granting her release.

So when the Daily Hate bangs on about her being out for the Olympics, quite honestly we'll have a triple Wimbledon winner before the creature ever sees daylight again.
 
#14
chinooksdad said:
The media outrage about her being out in three is utter bollox.

An IPP, which she is serving means that, under MAPPA rules, a number of agencies must agree to her release and, following the slating the system got BECAUSE of her offence, I doubt they'll be in a lenient mood. Bearing in mind she is an automatic MAPPA 3, the Police, probation, social services, origional trial judge and an independant panel have to OK it. I'd imagine that at least half of them read the Daily Hate!

Its not unusual for guys doing an IPP to be still in and waiting for some form of decsion, two, three times past their PED (parole eligability date) - I believe the longest is a guy on an eighteen monther still in after seven years as probation feel his offending behaviour has not been addressed. Believe you me guys. That five will be a * LONG five. Probably more like fifteen as NO agency will want to be assoicated with granting her release.

So when the Daily Hate bangs on about her being out for the Olympics, quite honestly [b]we'll have a triple Wimbledon winner before the creature ever sees daylight again[/b].
Gonna be in for a while then, any idea who this triple winna might be? If so PM me with details I'm passing a bookies later
 

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