Fire Engines



A paedo and a little girl were playing games to lighten the mood.
Paedo: Fancy playing a game called " Fire Engines"?
Little girl: Okay. Hows it played?
Paedo: My hand is the fire engine answering an emergency. I gently slide it up between your legs. When you want me to stop yell "Red traffic light".
Little girl: Okay.
After a little while..................
Little girl: "REDTRAFFICLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Paedo carries on saying: Sorry Fire Engines dont stop on red in an emergency!

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