Fire Engines

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Fablonbiffchit, Dec 22, 2010.

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  1. A paedo and a little girl were playing games to lighten the mood.
    Paedo: Fancy playing a game called " Fire Engines"?
    Little girl: Okay. Hows it played?
    Paedo: My hand is the fire engine answering an emergency. I gently slide it up between your legs. When you want me to stop yell "Red traffic light".
    Little girl: Okay.
    After a little while..................
    Little girl: "REDTRAFFICLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    Paedo carries on saying: Sorry Fire Engines dont stop on red in an emergency!