Fire Crew called out to move obese git 4 times in one week

#1
OK the Rambo ATC git had the Outrageometer hovering aroung 8/9.

It now reads 11. Nobody has the right to impose this kind of burden on society through their own stupidity & greed.

However, if the next call out is for someone equipped with a Captive Bolt device, fair enough

"A crew of 10 firemen were called out four times in one week to lift a 41-stone man in his own home.

They travelled in two engines to Robert Marsden's council house and on one occasion were asked only to move him from one side of his bed to the other."


Mr Marsden, 40, who is unemployed and spends much of his day in bed, said he did not understand "what the fuss was about".



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/22/nfat122.xml
 
#3
Next time they're called out, they should cut him into 4 or 5 easily moveable pieces so it's easier next time. Health & Safety's important, you know.
 
#4
"My weight isn't something I like to discuss. It comes up in every conversation I have. I am tired of talking about it."
TIRED! How can he be tired when he hasn't moved his backside unaided for so long. Surely he could be put to better use. Shove him along to Tewkesbury et voila no more flood problems :D
 
#6
My outrageometer exploded and I'm not going to get it replaced, however on reading the full article I couldn't help but laugh at the fat bastard for this.

Sometimes I slide to the floor in my living room, and it's hard to get back up.
 
#8
"Mr Marsden, 40, who is unemployed and spends much of his day in bed, said he did not understand "what the fuss was about".

So, the fat fcuk is 'unemployed'? Just how does he get his lardie ass to the job centre to sign on!

Tw@ts like this need locking up and beasting til they can get their fat carcases into employment or shot!
 
#9
Airfix said:
"Mr Marsden, 40, who is unemployed and spends much of his day in bed, said he did not understand "what the fuss was about".

So, the fat fcuk is 'unemployed'? Just how does he get his lardie ass to the job centre to sign on!
so not only are we paying for the firemen to roll him over in his bed but we're also paying for all the food he's been jabbing?
 
#11
Provide the porky tw@t and his neighbours with ash poles and toggle ropes, and some hints on usage.
 

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#12
He added: "The firemen came here and got on with their job, and once they were finished they went on to their next job.
Like fighting friggin fires
 
#14
RHODESIAN said:
How the fcuk does he keep clean?
A while ago I saw a program about the fat Blues fan Barry. To keep clean he had to have a carer carefully lift each fold of fat up and attack it with what looked like a toilet brush. So just imagine some old crone lifting up a man boob the size of a deflated beachball and doing what she needs to do.
 
#15
RHODESIAN said:
How the fcuk does he keep clean?
He has his man clean his kit.

(Then tucks excrement and bodily fluids into the folds of his skin, where they can't be seen)
 
#16
RHODESIAN said:
How the fcuk does he keep clean?
He has his man clean his kit.

(Then tucks excrement and bodily fluids into the folds of his skin, where they can't be seen)
 
#17
RHODESIAN said:
How the fcuk does he keep clean?
More to the point, how does he go to the toilet if he needs a crew of burly firemen to roll him over in bed?

If he can't walk to the kitchen, presumably the council or NHS provides somebody to shovel pies into him several times a day. Should they not be shovelling salad instead?

If your outrageometer has not yet reached full scale deflection, read Dr Crippen's story about his lardy patient demanding, and getting burger buns on prescription. Crippen's outrageometer goes up to 100. Link

For a truly smoking outrageometer, read about Jack Tagg. A WWII bomber pilot who has been told that he must go blind in one eye before his NHS trust will pay for the drugs to save the sight in his other eye. Jack's GP is trying to shame the government into doing something. LINK
 
#18
we had a 40 stoner on ITU, and even there the fire brigade had to help move him into the bed as standard hoists only go to about 25 stone.Specialist bariatric hoists are needed above that! It took 5 nurses and 8 firemen to shift him, and one fireman STILL hurt his back!
 
#19
My particular favourite bit......

"I try not to make a regular habit of ringing for help, but sometimes there is nothing I can do. Of course I'm grateful to the fire service. There are people up and down the country just like me".

Yeah we f*ckin know mate!
 
#20
Honestly, somone has to be feeding these fat fukcers. Stick a restraining order on them, and tell them if they keep feeding the begger they will be done for manslaughter.

Should sort it out.
 

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