My QM's fingers have just arrived you'll all be glad to know. He really is a busy man. He's run out of space for fingers, so he's planning on indenting for more heads in order to put more hats on. He's got the RSM's hat, the Ops hat, the PMC hat and lest we forget the CO's hat. What a guy.
In some latin counties he'd be known as "Count Busymano"...Totally Busyman....Total Count!
Just nip into the QM offices and drop in a load of demands for outrageous things, like Helicopter tail rotors, or net curtains, it may stop him getting other peoples hair but youll have to take one for the team, when he comes to visit you.