Fine for back-to-front thong pigeon feeding man

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EX_STAB, Mar 27, 2008.

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  1. And in the "You couldn't make it up" department:


    Good job he was only feeding the pigeons and not choking his chicken at the same time!
  2. engr172

    engr172 Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    'I don't know. I was just feeding the birds and if I was wanting to do that I would just go down town and get a whore'."

    Classic :D
  3. Well isn't that a damning indictment! He had on a "skimpy thong", "back to front" ........ and they only described his genitals as "partly exposed".

    Edited to add: There ought to be some way of introducing the word "pecker" here.
  4. Shanted. Probably ex Royal