Finding midgets attractive.

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Whilst sat suffering on the sofa and channel hopping I caught an episode of 'Pushing Daisies' when a large breasted midget popped up on the screen. Blimey!
Is it wrong to want to nail a midget? She's only about 4 foot tall!
Maybe my hangover was worse than I imagined and she's really a 6 foot Goddess!
 

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jack-daniels said:
Whilst sat suffering on the sofa and channel hopping I caught an episode of 'Pushing Daisies' when a large breasted midget popped up on the screen. Blimey!
Is it wrong to want to nail a midget? She's only about 4 foot tall!
I just googled her height, and she's 4'11: the same height as my GF. According to the Little People of America website, that's 1" taller than maximum midget height.

That said, sex with the GF is a bit freaky: it's like putting on a puppet show.
 
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Rumpelstiltskin said:
jack-daniels said:
Whilst sat suffering on the sofa and channel hopping I caught an episode of 'Pushing Daisies' when a large breasted midget popped up on the screen. Blimey!
Is it wrong to want to nail a midget? She's only about 4 foot tall!
I just googled her height, and she's 4'11: the same height as my GF. According to the Little People of America website, that's 1" taller than maximum midget height.
That said, sex with the GF is a bit freaky: it's like putting on a puppet show.
That is without a doubt the best fact I've read in a long time! Good skills Sir!
 
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Rumpelstiltskin said:
That said, sex with the GF is a bit freaky: it's like putting on a puppet show.
I didnt think it was that bad, but then maybe Im a bit shorter than you.
 
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NumberFour said:
Rumpelstiltskin said:
That said, sex with the GF is a bit freaky: it's like putting on a puppet show.
I didnt think it was that bad, but then maybe Im a bit shorter than you.
By quite a bit, she says. Is this you?

 
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Rumpelstiltskin said:
NumberFour said:
Rumpelstiltskin said:
That said, sex with the GF is a bit freaky: it's like putting on a puppet show.
I didnt think it was that bad, but then maybe Im a bit shorter than you.
By quite a bit, she says. Is this you?

thats my old business card. My new one has my email address. And my hair is shorter.
 
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NumberFour said:
Rumpelstiltskin said:
NumberFour said:
Rumpelstiltskin said:
That said, sex with the GF is a bit freaky: it's like putting on a puppet show.
I didnt think it was that bad, but then maybe Im a bit shorter than you.
By quite a bit, she says. Is this you?

thats my old business card. My new one has my email address. And my hair is shorter.
Doubles your chances of getting a date... :wink:

BTW, midgets aren't too bad...it's the dwarves that are just...freakish.
 
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I have always enjoyed the pleasures of shafting small women. Standing 6'5" in my stockinged (but not suspendered) feet, I find that I present an unusaully interesting challenge for the smaller female. Especially when I pick them up afterwards and put them on top of the wardrobe...My personal best remains stuck at 4' 10" and it would wrong to say she was a dwarf. However it would be correct to say she had a shorter inside leg than a dachshund.
 
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All mental alas...
 

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