Find your own personal War Cry!!! As if you don't know it!?

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by FunkyNewBlood, Jan 5, 2005.

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  1. http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php


    *cough*

    Prowling through the candy store, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh FunkyNewBlood! And he gives a mighty grunt:

    "Hail the blood-letting! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!"

    Trembling yet?
     
  2. Sprinting on the fields, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Minitj! And he gives a vengeful roar:

    "I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!"
     
  3. Who is that, running on the tarmac! It is Stickybomb, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He grunts homicidally:

    "I'm going to brutalize you so hard, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"


    Hmmm. :roll:
     
  4. Lo! Who is that, skulking on the wasteland! It is Wingman, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He screams ominously:

    "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I desecrate like a sentient bulldozer!!"


    :lol: :lol:
     
  5. 307

    307 War Hero

    Skulking along the wasteland, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh 307! And he gives a mighty scream:

    "I'm going to torment you past the point of no return!"
     
  6. Striding on the plains, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Mutt! And he gives a spectacular howl:

    "I'm going to smack you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!"

    Quite pleased with that, actually.

    Using my real name, I got:

    Who is that, skulking along the desert! It is ----, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:

    "I'm going to hump you until you bleed puke!!"
     
  7. Who is that, stalking along the icy wasteland! It is Geordie Blerk, hands clutching a thorned whip! He cries mightily:

    "I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"
    :)
     
  8. Running out of the candy store, swinging a meaty axe, cometh ....! And he gives a vengeful cry:

    "I'm going to punch you until you smell like barbeque, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!"
     
  9. Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the mini-mall parking lot! It is Dale The Snail, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She grunts thunderously:

    "I'm going to pound you so hard, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"

    Not like me to be near the shops. :wink:

    Or I like this one better:

    Who is that, sprinting along the desert! It is Dale, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a mighty howl, her voice cometh:

    "I'm seriously going to smack you so painfully, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"
     
  10. Hark! Who is that, skulking over the wasteland! It is Agent_smith, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with an ominous bellow, his voice cometh:

    "You in some shit now, muhfuh! I lay waste to the landscape until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"

    agent smith
     
  11. Stalking over the mountains, swinging a meaty axe, cometh Whiffler! And he gives a cruel grunt:

    "I'm going to smash you for such a long time, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"


    The cruel grunt was the result of yesterday's curry, followed by cheese & stilton. It's the only language they understand!.

    Whiffler
     
  12. Striding out of the hotel lobby, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Taff! And he gives a cruel grunt:

    "Ares, God of War, be praised! I tear into the enemy until my glands are satisfied!!!"

    :twisted: :twisted: 8) :twisted: :twisted:
     
  13. Zang! Who is that, prowling over the wasteland! It is One Of The Strange, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He screams ominously:

    "I'm going to torment you to the moon and back, and launch you into deep space!!"
     
  14. Stalking on the plains, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Plastic Yank! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

    "I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"
    8O
     
  15. Stalking on the tarmac, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Easesprings! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

    "I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!"


    owww S h i t e it know about my culinary skills :oops: :oops: :oops: