Whats the crack with SNCOs thinking that they have mastered the english language?? Not having ago at SNCOs here but we have a couple that think that because they have got there third up they no longer have to speak in there council estate drones, but have to try and use "then big words what the ruperts use" without actually having a fcuking clue what they mean. I seem to remember a certain SNCO briefing us up before a dinner night a while ago , when the RSM asked for any points from the mess fund manager he came out with the double entendre "Gentleman please lets have a good dinner night, make sure that you drink your drinks in modification and lets not have any haggling when the speaches are on" . The unfortunate SNCO got laughed out of our mess. The same bloke a couple of weeks later asked for "A body of small men to clean the weapons as they are a bit groggy!! " on a Squadron O GP, i dont think he actually lived that one down. Awaiting grief from SNCOs or amusing stories of people trying to use massive words for the wrong reasons.