Financial Planning the easy way.

Discussion in 'Finance, Property, Law' started by BiscuitsAB, Sep 20, 2012.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
    When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
    One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
    Her natural beauty took his breath away."I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,
    "But in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit $200 million".
    Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.


    Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
     
  2. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    You can't afford both!
     

    Attached Files:

  3. Are you bored with Alcasien away?
     
  4. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    No, **** off, I'm increasing traffic on the Finance forum. So thank you for your contribution to that plan :)
     
  5. Explain Bearer Bonds, how they work and how you can cash them in if you (ahem) 'find' say about 50k worth.
     
  6. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    For a 10% fee I'll be happy to..... google that for you!


    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+bearer+bonds+work%3F
     
  7. Thank you!
     
  8. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    ...
     

    Attached Files:

  9. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Not on topic but made me laugh when I figured out the gaff.
     

    Attached Files:

    • Like Like x 1
  10. Cheers for that you git, you know one 1x laptop and a new wife who has just died laughing her kacks off!!!

    STILTS
     
    • Like Like x 1
  11. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator


    Good isn't it :) better even than the Harry and Kate wedding mug.
     
  12. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    ...
     

    Attached Files: