Financial crisis hits Japan

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Adam(KOS), Sep 30, 2008.

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  1. Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America, Northern Rock, Bradford & Bingley etc in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

    In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

    Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank was up for sale and is likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

    While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

    Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared staff may get a raw deal.

    Coat, Taxi.........................
  2. As for Sushi bank then it is near bankrupcy long ago (especially its London subsidary). Though, repordedly Yakudza bank is in a good shape.
  3. Adam, let Sergei have your taxi mate.....