Yeah, the way ahead is to wear the beret (hat) like a French Onion Seller with the badge over the left ear. The prefered shape is: forward so it looks like the hairstyle of one of the "Fat Slags" in VIZ.
It's also cool not to wear elastics, just let the CS95 trouser hang loose.
Sideburns must be in line with the bottom of the ear - although QRs forbid this - hey man don't be so niggly we are fightin a war, peeps are dyin, for God's sake!
Boots must not be cleaned or polished (as per reasons stated above)
Head dress is to be removed at the earliest opportunity - and NEVER worn outside barracks.
Bomber jackets and/or T shirts should be worn in lieu of CS95 jackets whenever possible as they disguise you from being a soldier. This applies at all times outside barracks or driving.
Ownership of FAD or No2 Dress must always be denied or you will get dicked for a duty.
The list goes on.........................................