Films

My wife reckons you can tell how good a film is by how many tissues you get through when watching it.

Funnily enough, i have a similar ranking system.

 

I know what you mean, 'Debbie does Dallas' is so emotional.

 

As is "Tear her a new one 4"

 

and so is "hairy bummer and the philosophers dick"

 

Sorry Sir, thats in the "Special" section out the back. And keep your hands out of your pockets please, we dont want a repeat of Thursdays nasty incident....

 

oh so someone else rented it? ahh well cant watch em all,is "hairy bumboy and the sexual chamber" available?

 

what about "hairy bumfuck and the molestation prisoner of josef fritzl" ?

 

or maybe even "hairy buttrim and the goblet of jizz"

 

heres one "hairy bumboy and the deathly faggots"

 

"hairy bumbandit and the half breed formerly known as prince"

VOTE ENOCH POWELL