My wife reckons you can tell how good a film is by how many tissues you get through when watching it.
Funnily enough, i have a similar ranking system.
I know what you mean, 'Debbie does Dallas' is so emotional.
As is "Tear her a new one 4"
and so is "hairy bummer and the philosophers dick"
Sorry Sir, thats in the "Special" section out the back. And keep your hands out of your pockets please, we dont want a repeat of Thursdays nasty incident....