Film title needed

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by Swamp_Rat, Jun 20, 2007.

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  1. As it's so easy to make it yourself these days I intend to make a film.

    I need ideas for a title, any help would be appreciated.

    What I've come up with so far is 'Metalsmith meets Chippy' and 'DIY for the homeless' but 'Stanley gets it out' is a close contender.

    To keep the creativity spontaineous, the film content will be inspired by the title. Any ideas?
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  15. Thanks for the additional ideas about the content/plot, these are definitely a bonus to some really inspiring titles.

    I feel so creative, my nipples are almost exploding with delight.