Filled with self-loathing ? Work opportunity

Goatman

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Registered with a couple of agencies for background work ( old-speak 'Extra').

This one came through this morning. Thought I would share with Arrse , for the 'good and benefit of the Troop'

Latest Extra Jobs and Opportunities: Groomer - Child Protection Charity Film -

Details & Requirements : We require one male actor to play a groomer in a child protection film. You will be a passenger in a taxi dropping off a child. Please include a head shot and self-tape with the following lines: ‘Now you be a good girl and I’ll be back to pick you up in a couple of hrs’ The film is for a child protection charity to encourage transport workers to call the helpline if they see anything concerning in their vehicle.



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Filled with self-loathing?
Have an urge to be spat at in the street and targeted by vigilante groups ?
Longing to be unable to walk to the Co-op for your copy of ' PIE Monthly' without an armed plod escort ?

Apply here: Film & TV Jobs, Auditions & Casting Calls - All Countries
 
Must be a few catholic priests up for this gig, at least no court case!
Go on some one on Arrse must be up for this staring role?

I use Home
 
This is one job where only whites need apply. They will never, ever accept somebody who looks like they are from a Rotherham or Rochdale Paedostani line up.
 

Goatman

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:-D I forgot the bit that really made me stagger to the bottle of Brasso for an early one:

<< Hi Goaty,

Based on the information you gave us when registering on Wendy Background Artists UK, we've found a job that matches your profile:


Groomer - Child Protection Charity Film (Lee)

London

£200 per day >>



OMG..... :eek::eek::eek::crying:
 
:-D I forgot the bit that really made me stagger to the bottle of Brasso for an early one:

<< Hi Goaty,

Based on the information you gave us when registering on Wendy Background Artists UK, we've found a job that matches your profile:


Groomer - Child Protection Charity Film (Lee)

London

£200 per day >>




OMG..... :eek::eek::eek::crying:
Deleting your browser history would seem in order.
 
This is one job where only whites need apply. They will never, ever accept somebody who looks like they are from a Rotherham or Rochdale Paedostani line up.
Well said.
Nor do I expect a single "known" or aspiring small screen actor "down on their uppers" would touch this with a 10 foot electrified barge pole.
 

ches

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There was that weirdo freak who posted about young girls at the swimming pool with turned in toes indicating they were 'active'. Snail remembers who he was. He'd fit the role to a feckin tee the fcuking nonce.
 
I can think of at least a couple, but A&M would have kittens. Little fluffy kittens. Would you like to see them?
You fill ur boots with the little kitten routine, bet its helped you in the past!
 
There was that weirdo freak who posted about young girls at the swimming pool with turned in toes indicating they were 'active'. Snail remembers who he was. He'd fit the role to a feckin tee the fcuking nonce.
Mr Memory, from... er... memory.
 
Registered with a couple of agencies for background work ( old-speak 'Extra').

This one came through this morning. Thought I would share with Arrse , for the 'good and benefit of the Troop'

Latest Extra Jobs and Opportunities: Groomer - Child Protection Charity Film -

Details & Requirements : We require one male actor to play a groomer in a child protection film. You will be a passenger in a taxi dropping off a child. Please include a head shot and self-tape with the following lines: ‘Now you be a good girl and I’ll be back to pick you up in a couple of hrs’ The film is for a child protection charity to encourage transport workers to call the helpline if they see anything concerning in their vehicle.



------------ --------------- ------------

Filled with self-loathing?
Have an urge to be spat at in the street and targeted by vigilante groups ?
Longing to be unable to walk to the Co-op for your copy of ' PIE Monthly' without an armed plod escort ?

Apply here: Film & TV Jobs, Auditions & Casting Calls - All Countries
Have you applied yet?
 
There was that weirdo freak who posted about young girls at the swimming pool with turned in toes indicating they were 'active'. Snail remembers who he was. He'd fit the role to a feckin tee the fcuking nonce.
On here? I hope that was just a joke in really bad taste.


Otherwise he should consider setting fire to himself.
 

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