Fill your boots

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by PartTimePongo, May 28, 2005.

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  1. didnt do what i asked stupid chicken no wonder kfc treat them how they do.

    adonwar - smash the tv with your head
    chicken- ?

    adonwar- do 50 press ups
    chicken leaves the room

    adonwar-ok best effort then
    chicken walks up and looks into the camera
     
  2. Chicken cant do handstands or backsprings. Can punch himself really hard though.
     
  3. It won't w@nk, sh1t, p1ss on the tele or choke itself.

    Nor would it grab an axe and go the Yannie's house
     
  4. every 1 really ticked at this yannie person

    u tell it to fart points his finger at u ???

    chicken can die tho!!!
     
  5. I asked it to do the "Birdie Dance".
    It hopped from one foot to the other but that was about it.

    I'll give it 4/10 for effort :lol:
     
  6. It'll do sit ... and jump .... but gives up after 7 reps... Tried bastardo's but it just stood there :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  7. Successfully picked nose, though
     
  8. and tried to kiss its own arrse too :D
     
  9. got it to do ymca, but couldnt do press ups and sit ups!!
     
  10. It can do squats

    But just squatted down then stood when asked to lay an egg!