Fill yer man purse compo!

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  1. How many 10p pieces can you fit in your foreskin? I've just popped open my 3l litre bacardi bottle coin collection and managed to tuck 17 of them under my leathery nob purse. Those without a roll neck need not apply. My ambition is to make a super massive 10p truncheon so I can club villains on the back of the head with. Birds will be well impressed too when they see my swollen codpiece. Beat that Arrsers and present evidence here. Split arrsers, if you want to take part you should see how many seeded grapes you can tuck inside yer flange. Fat birds who have Brandenburg Gate type passages are now warned to accept the following handicap; replace grapes with tangerines!

    17 to beat yer cnuts!!!!

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  2. Shouldn't that be "pr!cks"? - my ex-missus could probably get the jackpot at the local pub's slot machine in her gash...
     
  3. operating theatre technician at woolwich circa 1987. jesus the man was hung like a stallion on viagra, I don't know how much was rattling around next to his japs eye but his car had securicor markings and an armed escort.
     
  4. My, how the nights must just fly by.........
     
  5. Sounds like you can only manage 17 pieces of barley in yer purse, pee wee

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  6. Well your missus got her tongue in there...............gave me a right bellend dhobi.
     
  7. operating theatre technician at woolwich circa 1987. jesus the man was hung like a stallion on viagra, I don't know how much was rattling around next to his japs eye but his car had securicor markings an

    know the man Geordie F- 47 OF THE OLD 10Ps too !!!!
     
  8. Cool I am currently shagging a female hampster so lets change my last estimate to 4 pieces of barley. BTW before the beast remarks, she tells me your 8==D is to scale. Didn't I see you puncture a baloon at Mon Cheri's in Berlin in 1991? Needle boy?

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  9. Mon Cheri's in 1991?.........not me, you must be thinking of someone else (bit like your missus does when you poke her)