How many 10p pieces can you fit in your foreskin? I've just popped open my 3l litre bacardi bottle coin collection and managed to tuck 17 of them under my leathery nob purse. Those without a roll neck need not apply. My ambition is to make a super massive 10p truncheon so I can club villains on the back of the head with. Birds will be well impressed too when they see my swollen codpiece. Beat that Arrsers and present evidence here. Split arrsers, if you want to take part you should see how many seeded grapes you can tuck inside yer flange. Fat birds who have Brandenburg Gate type passages are now warned to accept the following handicap; replace grapes with tangerines! 17 to beat yer cnuts!!!!