I heard a story today about some fella who goes into a Lions den in a zoo to feed him or some crap and ends up getting attacked by it. The irony of the Lion eating his face must have been Uncanny. However he apparently survived. So my question is. Lets suppose you are attacked by a lion and you have left you sword/Knife/GPMG in the glovebox. How would you defend yourself against this fella: I'm doubting that a quick Ali Shuffle and forearm smash would do the job. Anyone got any ideas. Also as much as I would love to test out the winners idea I'm busy that weekend. This whole conversation came about because I saw the end of The Lion King. It reminded me how much I can't stand Simba ( http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/disney/disney_731.gif ). He is an irritating character and I find him a little bit too smug for his years. Now I reckon I could quite easily get the better of Simba by keeping him at arms length until he got tired then going to work on him with a few good stamps. Lets face it. He's a nobody without Mufasa!