Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cpunk, Oct 5, 2005.

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  1. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    Looks like there's going to be a fight: Whining Arrse girlies vs RTFQ.

    Now we need some rules. I suggest:

    1. All participants stripped down to a pair of Speedos/thong and then oiled-up.

    2. No kicking or gouging. Scratching is allowed otherwise I don't suppose the girlies will play.

    3. Last person standing is the winner

    Any more suggestions?
  2. RTFQ has an unfair advantage over the girlies: he has a cock that he can scare them with. To equal things a bit all the girls should be allowed to wear strap-ons of equal size (when he is "angry").

    Can a MOD approach Sky for Pay-per-view opportunities?
  3. my, my you are excitable little boys.
  4. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    Don't tell me you aren't moistening just a little bit?
  5. ... no I'm not going to tell you that I'm moistening just a little bit. In fact I've whipped all my clothes of and am currently rolling round in ectascy, lubricating my pert and errect nipples with a plethora of my own body fluids, whilst griding my pelvis against the arm of my chair.

    ... actually that's a lie - I'm at my desk - feeling vaguely bored. But not moist. I also do not possess a strap on.
  6. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    Well you aren't going to be much good at this fight then. I'll have a fiver on RTFQ.
  7. A crab ... a chin .... a cake ... ?. Do tell .... for the girlies.