Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by rebel_with_a_cause, Sep 29, 2012.

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  1. I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
    I said, "You'll be sorry."
    He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?"
    I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."