Fight!!!! Who would win?

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  1. Ok i was sat in work wondering why i even bothered to come in today, when a thought crossed my mind what would win in a scrap, the contestants are:

    in the red corner: A squirral with hyperdermic needles strapped to its paws?

    in the blue corner: A rabbit with razor blades attached to its paws?

    just wondered what everyone else thought would be the winner?

    i reackon the rabbit?

    feel free to find new contestents :)
  2. 5 quid on rabbit
  3. Hedge hog v porcupine... my prick's bigger than yours...
  4. The rabbit of course, didn't you see Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  5. Bring forth the holy hand grenade
  6. what about a polar bear v a black bear? my moneys on the black bear
  7. It would depend on what the needles were dipped in first!!
  8. If the rabbit has the new Gillette 5-bladed razor then how is it going to kill the squirrel? Will it, with the two strips actually lubricate the squirrel to death?
  9. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Only cos the black bear has a shank.
  10. According to Google Fight, the rabbit wins.
  11. Are you bored?
  12. Mine's on the polar bear. Polar bears are extremely vicious. Especially if you mention global warming.
  13. Oh yeh, a 300lb veggie versus a 1500lb dedicated carnivore. :roll:
    If you're so keen on mismatched fights, why not have a pop at a fast moving bus. Go on, I'll hold your coat.