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Fight!!!! Who would win?

#1
Ok i was sat in work wondering why i even bothered to come in today, when a thought crossed my mind what would win in a scrap, the contestants are:

in the red corner: A squirral with hyperdermic needles strapped to its paws?

in the blue corner: A rabbit with razor blades attached to its paws?

just wondered what everyone else thought would be the winner?

i reackon the rabbit?

feel free to find new contestents :)
 
#9
techgerman said:
Ok i was sat in work wondering why i even bothered to come in today, when a thought crossed my mind what would win in a scrap, the contestants are:

in the red corner: A squirral with hyperdermic needles strapped to its paws?

in the blue corner: A rabbit with razor blades attached to its paws?

just wondered what everyone else thought would be the winner?

i reackon the rabbit?

feel free to find new contestents :)
If the rabbit has the new Gillette 5-bladed razor then how is it going to kill the squirrel? Will it, with the two strips actually lubricate the squirrel to death?
 
#12
techgerman said:
Ok i was sat in work wondering why i even bothered to come in today, when a thought crossed my mind what would win in a scrap, the contestants are:

in the red corner: A squirral with hyperdermic needles strapped to its paws?

in the blue corner: A rabbit with razor blades attached to its paws?

just wondered what everyone else thought would be the winner?

i reackon the rabbit?

feel free to find new contestents :)
Are you bored?
 
#14
techgerman said:
what about a polar bear v a black bear? my moneys on the black bear
Oh yeh, a 300lb veggie versus a 1500lb dedicated carnivore. :roll:
If you're so keen on mismatched fights, why not have a pop at a fast moving bus. Go on, I'll hold your coat.
 
#15
lunte said:
techgerman said:
Ok i was sat in work wondering why i even bothered to come in today, when a thought crossed my mind what would win in a scrap, the contestants are:

in the red corner: A squirral with hyperdermic needles strapped to its paws?

in the blue corner: A rabbit with razor blades attached to its paws?

just wondered what everyone else thought would be the winner?

i reackon the rabbit?

feel free to find new contestents :)
very! :D

Are you bored?
 
#16
sandmanfez said:
techgerman said:
what about a polar bear v a black bear? my moneys on the black bear
Oh yeh, a 300lb veggie versus a 1500lb dedicated carnivore. :roll:
If you're so keen on mismatched fights, why not have a pop at a fast moving bus. Go on, I'll hold your coat.
Stand to one side, bang out the tyres, problem solved. Done properly it should tip.
Said 300lb veggie might get a cheeky stab at something vital and drop the bugger without much effort. Can't really assume much.
 
#17
sandmanfez said:
techgerman said:
what about a polar bear v a black bear? my moneys on the black bear
Oh yeh, a 300lb veggie versus a 1500lb dedicated carnivore. :roll:
If you're so keen on mismatched fights, why not have a pop at a fast moving bus. Go on, I'll hold your coat.

i didn't say paddington bear you fcuktard.
 
#18
techgerman said:
sandmanfez said:
techgerman said:
what about a polar bear v a black bear? my moneys on the black bear
Oh yeh, a 300lb veggie versus a 1500lb dedicated carnivore. :roll:
If you're so keen on mismatched fights, why not have a pop at a fast moving bus. Go on, I'll hold your coat.

i didn't say paddington bear you fcuktard.
So what part of my statement don't you agree with? Their size or the fact that apart from scoffing a few bugs and the odd fish, black bears are mostly vegetarian?
I could take a black bear on, but I'd rather bray the fuck out of you, you fucking retard.
 
#19
sandmanfez said:
techgerman said:
sandmanfez said:
techgerman said:
what about a polar bear v a black bear? my moneys on the black bear
Oh yeh, a 300lb veggie versus a 1500lb dedicated carnivore. :roll:
If you're so keen on mismatched fights, why not have a pop at a fast moving bus. Go on, I'll hold your coat.

i didn't say paddington bear you fcuktard.
So what part of my statement don't you agree with? Their size or the fact that apart from scoffing a few bugs and the odd fish, black bears are vegetarian?
I could take a black bear on, but I'd rather bray the fuck out of you, you fucking retard.
Diet
Black bears were once thought to be carnivores. Closer studies show them to be omnivores. The black bears' diet includes nuts, berries, fruits, acorns, roots, deer, moose, carrion, and spawning salmon.

please put your attention to this statement about Black bears you nonce. any further questions feel free to ask.

do your research wwetpants :lol:
 
#20
techgerman said:
sandmanfez said:
techgerman said:
what about a polar bear v a black bear? my moneys on the black bear
Oh yeh, a 300lb veggie versus a 1500lb dedicated carnivore. :roll:
If you're so keen on mismatched fights, why not have a pop at a fast moving bus. Go on, I'll hold your coat.

i didn't say paddington bear you fcuktard.
GIYF

<Bear walt hat on>

An adult male black bear is roughly a third of the weight of an adult male polar bear. As SMF says, the black bear's diet is 85% vegetarian though as you've just shoved him into an unfair fight, the adult male black bear has just told me that in your case, he's willing to make an exception. :)

<Bear walt hat off>
 

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