Fight over who gets the best looking Colonel in Chief

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  1. Apparently there is a squabble brewing up over Catherine Wales being made Colonel in Chief of a regiment and every Regiment wants her due to the prestige and media attention this will bring.

    Kate Middleton provokes battle between Army regiments - Telegraph

    This could mean the first time that Squaddies would really ..really look foward to a visit from the Honorary CO.
  2. HHH

    HHH LE

    Can I have her sister as my Slave-In-Chief?
  3. I want her sister, Colonel in charge of the people's army.
  4. Peoples Army??? The offer didn't come from the Soviet Union
  5. Ok then 8th Battalion Royal Irish Rifles.
  6. H3

    H3 LE

    2 Royal Welsh .... Who else would she do !!!!
  7. Prince William leading his regiment this will be a bit difficult as they are route lining. How about a rifles regiment for Kate? They have lost a lot of people in Afghanistan
  8. HHH

    HHH LE

    I think she should do her bit for international relations, and become Colonel-In-Chief of the Zulus.
    The uniform would suit her too! :nod:

  9. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    2nd battalion 'Ripen at Noon' Royal Zulu Womens Rangers.

    Do we have a Royal regiment of chavs yet or would that honor stand to JIB houston if it still exists :)
  10. 1 Royal Welsh or the northern companies of 3 Royal Welsh
  11. Or as she will be Princess of Wales one day theres only one choice Princess of Wales's Royal Regiment
  12. I have a little soldier she can be in charge of 7 days a week
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  13. Daddy is keeping his one good eye on you.

    I didn't bring you up in that way, lying about the size of your Trouser Snake.

    Mummy says you take after me, so you must have one fuckin' enormous Pork Sword.
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