Field Porn

#1
I was recently inspired by a colleague who had laminated porn cut to size and hole punched to fit into his TAM, and have decided to do the same thing. :D

As a result, my desk looks like the episode of Blue Peter that never was, with sticky back plastic, scissor, and porn-a-plenty.

The question is though, do I cut up and fablon my favourite bits, so I have them with me in the field, (but risk there loss or destruction) or do I make do with lesser porn in the field and keep the better stuff safe for when I get home?
 

SCoy

War Hero
#2
Surely thats, what a scanner is for - mass reproduction?

Besides, get something truly nasty, like 40+, and stick it to the back of your mates bergan, so he doesnt realise what the whole comapany are sniggering at during the tab in to harbour...

Actually, I like that idea, I'm going to do it. :)
 
#3
Hmm, what a dilemma. Personally, I would go for the lesser porn for now, but in the future when you see some really good stuff buy two and use one for your TAM ammendments.

What a fantastic idea though, updating mine now.
 
#4
Always makes the orders sessions on courses a bit of a laugh when reading from your book you leave that sheet turned over when detailing Ground etc etc
Fablon'd Frankie is the way ahead, wipe clean for the whole section!
 
#6
Yeah, the problem is that most of my normal everyday porn is electronic in nature, and doesn't lend itself to a laminated format. My magazine collection is fairly paltry, and as I'm off on a course tomorrow I haven't time to get more.

Now, if I take the lower quality stuff, it might not be good enough to thrap one out when I'm tired, cold and wet; on the other hand, the build up of pressure over days of not wanking might mean that I can get away with the lesser porn. It strikes me as a bit of a knife edge; could go either way.... :D
 
#7
Not that I know anything about it, but I believe there are some good sites with piccys, and with a good printer, a laminator from Tesco for £9 (allegedly) and you are well away. Could make a cottage industry out of it.
For Officers, there are plenty of pics of Mary Poppins as well.
 
#17
RedcoatGreenjacket said:
Laminate your fave and put it in your helmet, technically it keeps your head warm as well.
What? Roll it up and slide it down your Japs eye? What if it were to unroll? You'd piss like a hose pipe.
 

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