Field Porn

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by 303SMLE, Sep 14, 2006.

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  1. I was recently inspired by a colleague who had laminated porn cut to size and hole punched to fit into his TAM, and have decided to do the same thing. :D

    As a result, my desk looks like the episode of Blue Peter that never was, with sticky back plastic, scissor, and porn-a-plenty.

    The question is though, do I cut up and fablon my favourite bits, so I have them with me in the field, (but risk there loss or destruction) or do I make do with lesser porn in the field and keep the better stuff safe for when I get home?
     
  2. Surely thats, what a scanner is for - mass reproduction?

    Besides, get something truly nasty, like 40+, and stick it to the back of your mates bergan, so he doesnt realise what the whole comapany are sniggering at during the tab in to harbour...

    Actually, I like that idea, I'm going to do it. :)
     
  3. Hmm, what a dilemma. Personally, I would go for the lesser porn for now, but in the future when you see some really good stuff buy two and use one for your TAM ammendments.

    What a fantastic idea though, updating mine now.
     
  4. Always makes the orders sessions on courses a bit of a laugh when reading from your book you leave that sheet turned over when detailing Ground etc etc
    Fablon'd Frankie is the way ahead, wipe clean for the whole section!
     
  5. I suppose its now "w*nk on wipe off"
     
  6. Yeah, the problem is that most of my normal everyday porn is electronic in nature, and doesn't lend itself to a laminated format. My magazine collection is fairly paltry, and as I'm off on a course tomorrow I haven't time to get more.

    Now, if I take the lower quality stuff, it might not be good enough to thrap one out when I'm tired, cold and wet; on the other hand, the build up of pressure over days of not wanking might mean that I can get away with the lesser porn. It strikes me as a bit of a knife edge; could go either way.... :D
     
  7. Not that I know anything about it, but I believe there are some good sites with piccys, and with a good printer, a laminator from Tesco for £9 (allegedly) and you are well away. Could make a cottage industry out of it.
    For Officers, there are plenty of pics of Mary Poppins as well.
     
  8. Whats a TAM
     
  9. Actually it's a PAM.. :wink:
     
  10. Oh really? Well that was a waaah. albeit a sh1t one
     
  11. So impressed with the dedication to Porn.
     
  12. No, you misunderstand. There's TAMs and PAMs...... :p
     
  13. PAM being a Porn (Tactical) Aide Memoire?
     
  14. Thank you Puttee. 8)
     
  15. Bunch of w_ankers ;)