Just had a good weekend at sunny Catterick, with the joys of a container breakfast at Wathgill Camp. Only to find that the new rules(?) mean that a container breakfast now consists of one sausage, a ladle of beans, a boiled egg and two pieces of bread. Now, having recovered from being struck dumb at the unparallel generosity of the cook house, what the f**k was that s**te being dumped on us? What I'd love to know is how much was the cookhouse paid for that faeces they called a breakfast? Where in the Catering contract does it state that that is a breakfast and, more importantly, which cerabally challenged genius signed up for that?