Fiancée discovers boyf is grumble flick stud

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  1. msr

    msr LE

    Brake offered: "The sex side is purely for the camera, but Haylie did not understand I was only acting. I am sorry and did not want to hurt her. I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to."

  2. yup real "hard" to do a cum shot whislt acting
  3. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Ah "acting" that's what it's called.....

    Nope can't see Mrs_Fingerz believing that one (if I was ever stupid/lucky enough to star in a grumble flick).
  4. I might spaff on her face tonight and try to pass it off as performance art
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    But you don't even know Mrs_F 8O
  6. Were her suspicions first aroused when he kept on turning up to mend her washing machine and insisted on keeping his socks on?
  7. Surely it would have been his strange taste in background music?
  8. I doubt she could ever have naughtiness with her hubby without looking in every cupboard in case there was a film crew in there
  9. Good drills, that lad. Too bad his fiancee didn't see the humor of it. If she had not dumped him, she could have profited from his expertise. :p

  10. You are fcuking joking, aren't you???

    FFS, everyone knows Mrs_F.

    Pride of my DVD collection!!

    Any chance of an autograph....or a blow job if that fails?
  11. Surely she should have twigged when he shagged her with one hand on his hip while saying stuff like ' oh yeah baby'?
    Or even when he tried to shove a flaccid todger in her ginny :?
  12. WTF did she think personal trainers do?
  13. Isn;t she being a tad precious?

    He sounds like a nice enough fella, who has treated her right. She could just say "would you stop for me"?

    obviously it is better to kick off, and claim some sort of mental trauma

    "The dumped deceiver" obviously the article was written by some sort of split arrse.
  14. I thought most personal trainers were gay anyway
  15. You would think she would be happy to land a ' porn star ' as a hubby. the other women would all be jealous after having seen him in action in their DVD collections and would be wanting to gossip on his 'techniques' or suggesting that their lesser endowed hubbies take lessons on how to maintain things during the fortnightly hankypanky..