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FFS, What is This All About?

Trawling through the channels last night in my Strongbow induced haze I chanced across a prog on knob enlargement and the lengths (good pun) and expense that some guys will go to in order to ensure their loved one has a fully satisfied sex life.......yeah, really!!!

But this fcuker took the biscuit with his tales of years of silicon injections which are now, by all accounts, the done thing.


Then, to top it all, it turns out he's a shirt lifter........whose fudge packing days are well and truly over........you don't say????

Is this just wrong, or what?
Shirt lifter and he sits down to pee...

What an idiot. Most blokes would like an extra inch or two; for cold weather when things are less than flattering and just for the look on her face... but the size of that thing!!

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