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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by brettarider, Nov 24, 2011.

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  1. From the local rag were the G/F lives "Sandra" is 60 and an EX Scots guards well he wasnt Miss fucking world thats for sure!

    A SALTCOATS pianist is set to enter into the limelight in the next series of Britain's Got Talent.

    Transsexual Sandra MacDougall said although she is scared to go out at night in Ayrshire she is looking forward to stepping onto the centre stage in London.

    "I am excited. I am looking forward to going down on the coach to get away from Saltcoats from a while, but I am nervous about getting down there," she said.

    For the full story see this week's Ardrossan and Saltcoats Herald.

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    Ms MacDougall, of no fixed genitalia, told us she’s so pleased that she now has an organ she can finger.
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  3. It/she was in the Pipes and Drums, 'nuff said really. :pukel:
  4. Oh fuck, if "she" was 1SG it might be my ex!
  5. Poor coach.
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  6. 2nd Battalion.
  7. Don't they all wear skirts??
  8. Didnt know Graymafia was a musician?
  9. Jesus, when was this Buttons?
  10. A thread about a tranny. Mustn't post, will get told off, mustn't post will get told off ... Fat Cav ... help ...

    ... too late.
  11. You have done it now, thats the third tranny thread you have got canned.

  12. Not half as scarred to go out as the locals.
  13. I'm about as musical as you are funny.

  14. Your both a pair of cunts, Now that's that settled
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