Few questions on The Parachute Regiment Assessment Centre

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  1. Firstly is it really hard? I can run 1.5 mile in 10 mins.

    Do they drug test? Any advice of tricking the test into a positive result (especially for cannabis and cocaine.

    BTW, this is a last resort. Don't really wanna join but............(hey thats life!.
  2. Oh for ****'s sake!

    Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?
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  3. Sunday shit windups have gone downhill lately.
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  4. Now now chaps, be nice to him. I really want to know what the paras say/do to someone who has a drug habit and wants to join them as a last resort. He's got to be better than earth and it's a slow Sunday.
  5. There are all sorts of wind ups going on today, each more coma-inducing than the last.
  6. serious question!
  7. Serious answer: you can't trick it.

    Another serious answer: Filthy druggies aren't fit to wipe the cheese from my helmet. Why the hell do you think you're fit to wear the Queen's uniform?
  8. I can remember when other regiments existed !
  9. Poor poor attempt. Better luck next time!
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  10. Well, **** off!
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  11. Balls.
  12. Winter is coming
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  13. Using drugs, don't make me or anyone else a lower grade of a citizen and it doesn't make non users like yourself superior in compairson.

    Don't belive all the b******t that the government feeds you! and for the queen, well she could do with a 50cal straigt to the head.
  14. You sound like a belt fed, gas operated, fully automatic underpant*

    *(c) Porridge_gun
  15. The wind up has now gone into the realms of the rediculous. I'm out.
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