fetch me that please...

a bucket of steam.

glass hammer.

tin of DPM paint.

left handed screw driver.

skirting board ladder.

long stand.
cheggarsRE said:
just heard a classic, a cordless extension lead!! anyone else heard any beauties?
I think you are lying.

No-one works this late where you are.

I once asked for a wrapjobagain, and got a window licking belmer. I had to give him an icecream and a red laboon to go away.
sensitive male
cheggarsRE said:
Radio 2 in car. A14!! 4 hrs for a 43 mile journey....sigh
That's the beauty of where we live. Check your PMs.
Once sent someone to the Hardware Shop for some Fallopian Tubes. Old Bint chased him out!!
once sent a young lad for an erogenous zone,cam back from the pits(don't go down there) with a porn mag.oh how we laughed!
Sent a recruit to the Provost Sgt with a landrover battery to get it charged. He told him he couldn't do it and sent him to the SSM. The SSM explained to the recruit he couldn't charge the battery without a charge sheet so sent him to the Adjutant. The Adjutant just went wibble ...

I got [yet another] Adjutant's coffeeless chat :D
sparks for the grinder,

compressed luft for a 432 tyre,

challenger jack,

handpump for the COLPRO bubble,

sky hooks for the cam net,
Once sent a mate down the bank to change 100 zloty in 20 zloty notes for me....when there were about 500,000 zloty to the quid! Also convinced the same bloke - from a safe distance - that a can of CS spray ( with Paralyzator written on it in big letters!) was a really nice deodorant spray!
Some bubbles for the jacuzzi................ Same location

Or paint for the bottom of the pool (whilst full, obviously)
The keys to the square or a net for the radio.
We once had to paint a red line around the inside of a AGM84 Harpoon Missile storage shed in Kinloss bomb dump.After the paint was dry,the masking tape was removed & was made into a big ball.
The young LAC (17 year old straight from training) was told to put the used tape back on the used roll & exchange it for a new one. And he did!

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