fetch me that please...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cheggarsRE, May 2, 2008.

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  1. just heard a classic, a cordless extension lead!! anyone else heard any beauties?
  2. a bucket of steam.

    glass hammer.

    tin of DPM paint.

    left handed screw driver.

    skirting board ladder.

    long stand.
  3. I think you are lying.

    No-one works this late where you are.

    I once asked for a wrapjobagain, and got a window licking belmer. I had to give him an icecream and a red laboon to go away.
  4. Radio 2 in car. A14!! 4 hrs for a 43 mile journey....sigh
  5. sensitive male
  6. easy LPK!! jesus!
  7. That's the beauty of where we live. Check your PMs.
  8. Tartan paint
  9. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    My dad set an apprentice up with a portable earth.
  10. Once sent someone to the Hardware Shop for some Fallopian Tubes. Old Bint chased him out!!
  11. once sent a young lad for an erogenous zone,cam back from the pits(don't go down there) with a porn mag.oh how we laughed!
  12. Sent a recruit to the Provost Sgt with a landrover battery to get it charged. He told him he couldn't do it and sent him to the SSM. The SSM explained to the recruit he couldn't charge the battery without a charge sheet so sent him to the Adjutant. The Adjutant just went wibble ...

    I got [yet another] Adjutant's coffeeless chat :D
  13. sparks for the grinder,

    compressed luft for a 432 tyre,

    challenger jack,

    handpump for the COLPRO bubble,

    sky hooks for the cam net,
  14. Once sent a mate down the bank to change 100 zloty in 20 zloty notes for me....when there were about 500,000 zloty to the quid! Also convinced the same bloke - from a safe distance - that a can of CS spray ( with Paralyzator written on it in big letters!) was a really nice deodorant spray!