I took BFG 900 & BFG 90 to 'Fizzy Kids' today - it's one of those soft play areas where you can dose them up on E Numbers & watch them wear themselves out with no fear of them knocking themselves out. Whilst I was sitting having a brew & reading the paper, BFG 900 comes running over & tells me that BFG 90 is crying - I go off to investigate & it turns out that a 'boy' had pushed her off a climbing frame. I calmed her down & stuck up a conversation with a milf that was standing there - apparently her little girl had just been kicked by this 'boy' - when she went to speak to the mother of this cretin, she was told that he couldn't help it as he had Down's Syndrome - cue us making very loud conversation along the lines of "Oh that's all right then - no need to control your children". Later - this little mong did it again - in my haste to get to BFG 90 I accidentally elbowed the mong & cut it's lip. So - my questions are thus :- 1. Was it wrong that I giggled like a schoolboy? 2. Should I have gone in for the kill while the mong was down? 3. Should I have just concentrated my efforts on getting my plums drained by the milf? TTFN BFG P.S. - Reason for the title? - the mong had a santa hat on.