Fern Britton

#1
Can anyone shead any light on to why she is wearing TWO poppys on this morning?
 
#2
Those are her nipple tassels
 
#3
mmmmmm maybe I should have posted this in the NAAFI!!
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
FiveAlpha said:
wompingwillow said:
Can anyone shead any light on to why she is wearing TWO poppys on this morning?
Because she's twice the size of a normal person?
I still would though.
 
#8
B_AND_T said:
FiveAlpha said:
wompingwillow said:
Can anyone shead any light on to why she is wearing TWO poppys on this morning?
Because she's twice the size of a normal person?
I still would though.
Yes yes yes, probably even do it right after B n T pulls out :D
 
#9
I actually preferred her when she was a little more...rubenesque?

Remember, sh*gging a fat bird is like riding a moped. It's good fun, but you wouldn't want your mates to find out.*






*unless they're squaddies, who are, of course, all deviants.
 
#12
I was hopeing she was going to demo that breast kit live
 
#13
feckemall said:
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
i defo would, but then again i have just done a bottle of wine and a few beers :lol:
You can fit your c*** in a bottle of wine?
A bottle of plonk and a few ales by 1105? That commands respect. Well it does from me anyway. :headbang:
 
#14
wetherspoons opens at 9 for us real pissheads abnd its wifi
 
#15
wayner1970 said:
feckemall said:
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
i defo would, but then again i have just done a bottle of wine and a few beers :lol:
You can fit your c*** in a bottle of wine?
A bottle of plonk and a few ales by 1105? That commands respect. Well it does from me anyway. :headbang:
Withdraw that respect, hes on antropodean time!
 
#16
now we know, she is flogin them for the RBL
 
#17
She sells nipple tassles for the RBL?????? 8O
 
#18
tropper66 said:
now we know, she is flogin them for the RBL
Cheers for that I gave up watching about half an hour ago.......girls aloud just make me want to put my foot through the telly
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
A threesome with her and Dawn French.

Yum Yum
 
#20
wompingwillow said:
tropper66 said:
now we know, she is flogin them for the RBL
Cheers for that I gave up watching about half an hour ago.......girls aloud just make me want to put my foot through the telly
Strange, they just make me want to jetison sex wee all over mine.
 
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