Fern Britton

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by wompingwillow, Nov 5, 2008.

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  1. Can anyone shead any light on to why she is wearing TWO poppys on this morning?
  2. Those are her nipple tassels
  3. mmmmmm maybe I should have posted this in the NAAFI!!
  4. Because she's twice the size of a normal person?
  5. noooooo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I still would though.
  7. Oh fuckk no she's hideous!
  8. Yes yes yes, probably even do it right after B n T pulls out :D
  9. I actually preferred her when she was a little more...rubenesque?

    Remember, sh*gging a fat bird is like riding a moped. It's good fun, but you wouldn't want your mates to find out.*

    *unless they're squaddies, who are, of course, all deviants.
  10. i defo would, but then again i have just done a bottle of wine and a few beers :lol:
  11. You can fit your cock in a bottle of wine?
  12. I was hopeing she was going to demo that breast kit live
  13. A bottle of plonk and a few ales by 1105? That commands respect. Well it does from me anyway. :headbang:
  14. wetherspoons opens at 9 for us real pissheads abnd its wifi
  15. Withdraw that respect, hes on antropodean time!