Fern Britton

#2
Yes, she is fat enough to qualify as a guest speaker on Rum Ration.

No, I do not have enough money to keep her in Hob Nobs for an hour.
 
#4


Ohhhh, Yessssss!
 
#7
I'd do her but I prefer Fearne Cotton!



(edited because I'm a mong)
 
#8
Yes but after she has sorted her weight out and made the fitness DVD about it. She could even become the poster girl for Armyfit. Its only a matter of time...

Keep dreaming L_V
 
#10
Fern would be a terrific shag and her husband could knock up an excellent breakfast the next morning.
 
#13
Fern Britton in the 90s was top tottie!

so, shes put on a few pounds? she definately would get it, and extra portions

Candidate for Yummy Mummy award

 
#15
I think that if your going to be fussy you can't really consider yourself a squaddie! Remember, every hole is a goal!
 
#16
Yes, with Lorraine Kelly on the side.
 

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#17
counterstrike said:


Ohhhh, Yessssss!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah need I go on!
oh and yes!!!!!!
 
#18
i think shes better looking than the likes of victoria beckham and nicole richie far too skinny!! bit of meat...something to grab hold of!
 
#19
General Melchett said:
Yes, with Lorraine Kelly on the side.
And with that in mind...I'm off to the loo for a sex wee.
 
#20
The_Light_IT_Consultant said:
I think that if your going to be fussy you can't really consider yourself a squaddie! Remember, every hole is a goal!
Except a manhole.
 

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