Fern Britton

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    Yes or no?
  2. Yes, she is fat enough to qualify as a guest speaker on Rum Ration.

    No, I do not have enough money to keep her in Hob Nobs for an hour.
  3. def no...looks like the wife..
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    Ohhhh, Yessssss!
  5. At the drop of a HAT!!! :twisted:
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    She looks ok in some, minging in others, but yes, i would!
  7. I'd do her but I prefer Fearne Cotton!


    (edited because I'm a mong)
  8. Yes but after she has sorted her weight out and made the fitness DVD about it. She could even become the poster girl for Armyfit. Its only a matter of time...

    Keep dreaming L_V
  9. The way she looks on that mini snack a jack advert - most definitely :D
  10. Fern would be a terrific shag and her husband could knock up an excellent breakfast the next morning.
  11. Yes, obviously
  12. Fearne Cotton . . . Yes please! Fern Britton? What on earth were you thinking? Bleaugh!
  13. Fern Britton in the 90s was top tottie!

    so, shes put on a few pounds? she definately would get it, and extra portions

    Candidate for Yummy Mummy award

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    GMTV trying to cash in on the act :D
  15. I think that if your going to be fussy you can't really consider yourself a squaddie! Remember, every hole is a goal!