Fern Britton

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Yes or no?
 
Yes, she is fat enough to qualify as a guest speaker on Rum Ration.

No, I do not have enough money to keep her in Hob Nobs for an hour.
 
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Ohhhh, Yessssss!
 
I'd do her but I prefer Fearne Cotton!

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(edited because I'm a mong)
 

Luton_Van

Old-Salt
Yes but after she has sorted her weight out and made the fitness DVD about it. She could even become the poster girl for Armyfit. Its only a matter of time...

Keep dreaming L_V
 
Fern would be a terrific shag and her husband could knock up an excellent breakfast the next morning.
 
Fern Britton in the 90s was top tottie!

so, shes put on a few pounds? she definately would get it, and extra portions

Candidate for Yummy Mummy award

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I think that if your going to be fussy you can't really consider yourself a squaddie! Remember, every hole is a goal!
 
Yes, with Lorraine Kelly on the side.
 
i think shes better looking than the likes of victoria beckham and nicole richie far too skinny!! bit of meat...something to grab hold of!
 

floppyjocky

War Hero
General Melchett said:
Yes, with Lorraine Kelly on the side.

And with that in mind...I'm off to the loo for a sex wee.
 
The_Light_IT_Consultant said:
I think that if your going to be fussy you can't really consider yourself a squaddie! Remember, every hole is a goal!

Except a manhole.
 

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