Feng Shui at work...

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  1. Feng shui the science or art of correctly placing your fortress/village so that it's easily defencible and has nearby resources.

    Maybe someone left the toilet seat up...
  2. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Wind and water: need one say more.
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    There's no denying that someone got it right - for example, the buildings still standing either side of the new beach. Prime location if you ask me - especially with all that loverly sand.
  4. Imagine how much worse it would have been WITHOUT Fung Shui...
  5. It's the Gannan Tibetan Autonomous Region. Obviously Heaven's punishment on separatists. :winkrazz:
  6. When they rebuild,will the buildings point the correct way? Then they can open the front and back doors,so the water goes right through.
  7. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595028/Feng-Shui-master-buried-alive-landslide-Hong-Kong-cemetery-seconds-showing-family-perfect-burial-plot-relatives-grave.html
    Not so sure they have.
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  8. Cheers, it was a "must share" moment wasn't it.
  9. hotel_california

    hotel_california LE Book Reviewer

    Shit day at work. Schadenfreude, one of my favorite forms of humour. Have a like, MS.
  10. Is it bad karma that I actually lol'd?
  11. Perfect vibrations eh....WHUUUUMMP! marvellous!
  12. I had one of these folk turn up at home.

    She said that my footstool should be moved.

    I enquired as to whether this action would improve my health and happiness.

    She told me. "No. It's a fucking trip hazard."
  13. 狗屎发生