Female Walts - Mythical Beast?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by AbsoluteJEM, May 15, 2006.

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  1. With Arrsers having launched a full scale typing war against FaceParty offenders, airsofters and ultimate farcers, bringing much mirth and merriment, one characteristic stands out.

    They’re all male!

    Females are reknowned for ‘walting-by-proxy’ whereby they attempt to impress others with their boyfriends’, husbands’, brothers’ tales of derring-do. :roll:

    The risk of being found out being greater amongst females (among the forces anyhow) has led me to conclude that they walt on a smaller scale and sightings are therefore rare.

    Does such a creature exist?

    Such are the great mysteries that keep me awake at night. :?
  2. Not been around here much in the early days then, AbsolouteJEM? :roll:
  3. Clearly not! I think I may have still been at school! :D
  4. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    What about pentwyn?Does it count?
  5. No. Shes just a sheeps cunt.
  6. That's a bit harsh Flash; what have sheep ever done to upset you? (Other than not push back enough?) :lol:

  7. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    I stand corrected! :lol: Flash,did you give the sheep a reach around? :twisted:
  8. I was a real soldier, but have pretended to be a women - Does that count?
  9. only if you enjoyed it
  10. LJH?
  11. Sheep ALWAYS push back enough for me, they're cheap and easy.

    Any pics/newspaper articles of proper female walts - uniform "medals" etc.... not just pentcnut and blondebint etc
  12. Hi All;

    A rare beast indeed. So much so that I remembered this one as an unusual but outstanding example.


    Best Regards,

  13. So you want pictures of women in uniform? well google can help! :)
  14. I seem to remember a woman on an RAF base a few years back posing as an Army captain. She lived in the mess for a while (weeks/months I believe) before being rumbled. Can anyone confirm/clarify this?